Welcome internet! Enjoy my semi interesting ramblings 😉 Yesterday was the day insurgents broke into the United States capitol. My wonderful law school roommate gave me the idea to compare Trump's cronies to Harry Potter death eaters. The first obvious one is Trump as Voldemort Narcissistic racist obsessed with power and himself. Second: Rudy Giuliani as Lucius Malfoy Tries to seem like their lord's most faithful servant- messes up a lot. Also racist and narcissistic. Third: Mitch McConnell as Fenir Greyback Extremely dangerous. Willing to do despicable things. Likely to think "these people had it hard so everyone has to have it hard" Fourth: William Barr as Corban Yaxley Both heads of law enforcement and both racist Fifth: Ted Cruz as Peter Pettigrew Groveler who tried really hard to be their master's number one and failed miserably. Untalented and hateful. Sixth: Mike Pompeo as Barty Crouch Jr. Not super important members of the squad and did terrible